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Saturday, October 22, 2005

The Truth About Scientology

The straight dope on science-fiction author L. Ron Hubbard, Intergalactic Overlord Xenu, and those pesky body-thetans.

Tom Cruise: thetan-free but all-stocked-up with crazy.

If you do manage to lose the body-thetans left over from Galactic Overlord Xenu's little stunt, apparently you end up like ... Tom Cruise. Who, as we can see is body-theten-free - but all-stocked-up with crazy:

1. Tom goes apeshit on Oprah.

2. Tom goes apeshit on Access Hollywood.

3. Tom goes over-the-top bananas at the "War of the World" press conference.

4. Tom goes mental - yet again - at the "War of the World" premier.

There seems to be a pattern developing here.

A good parody of thetan-free Tom - to the extent he's not his own self-parody - is provided here.


...And hold on to your body-thetans! Tom lost his and he went absolutely nuts!

With compliments to, and true admiration for, - the site that is trying to shut down.

Helloooo, Scientologists! Leave little alone! Take care of your own pesky body-thetans before you go looking for others. You're making Xenu laugh all the way back to his Galactic Overlord planet - and making the beneficiaries of L. Ron Hubbard laugh all the way back to the bank.

If you turn out like Tom Cruise when you get rid of Galactic Overloard Xenu's pesky body-thetans - then I'm keeping my body-thetans! And, of course, I'll be thanking Galactic Overlord Xenu for MY body-thetans - apparantly they provide, um, sanity?


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